“English”的发音决定了我的命运
在学校学英语的时候，发音我们都觉得很难，就拿“English”这个单词来说吧，最初它的发音我们都习惯用汉语来标注。
一个同学把他说成“应给利息”，
一个同学把他说成“阴沟里洗”，
一个同学把他说成“因果联系”，
一个同学把他说成“硬改历史”，
一个同学把他说成“英国里去”。
尽管老师再三地纠正，他们就是改不了。结果呢――
说“应给利息”的，后来当了银行行长；
说“阴沟里洗”的，后来当了小菜贩子；
说“因果联系”的，后来当了哲学大师；
说“硬改历史”的，后来当了知名政客；
说“英国里去”的，后来当了海外华侨。
最倒霉的就数我，把他说成“应该累死”了，真是君子一言，驷马难追。结果呢――
直到现在，我还只是个公司的小职员，没完没了的加班，有苦冲谁说？
早知道，我把它说成“迎个丽质”就好了，起码现在的老婆也不至于这么丑。
哎，真是要哪（奶）头儿，没哪（奶）头儿……
点评：命运是性格决定的，也许真是只有想到了才能做到！嘻嘻，让整天习英语的中国人轻松一下而已。最后一句“哪头儿”用东北话读作“奶头儿”，就会更好笑了。说得是职场、情场都不得意哟！千万别往歪里想。
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