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   At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?    在深夜的时候,父亲看见他已经结婚的儿子准备离家出走…他问儿子:你正在做什么?    The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!    儿子回答:爸爸,我对我的生活感到十分的厌烦!我的新婚发展的不顺利,我的妻子和妈妈一直有冲突!在法律上我必须承受这些,我讨厌这样的生活,我想要远离这里,我想要尝试生活中的各种乐趣,我想要愉快的生活。

   Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you
   父亲说:等等!!!我和你一起走!

                                               

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