English horn jokes
Q： What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured？
A： One is far more painful to your ears.
Q： What's the name of a good English horn player？
A： I'll tell you when I meet one.
Q： How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb？
A： One， but he gyrates so much， he'll fall off the ladder.
Q： Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn？
A： Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.
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