可我给您节约了一顿饭
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I?
爸爸：唉，杰克，你把整个上午都给睡没了，你不知道你在浪费时间吗？
杰克：知道啊爸，可我给您节约了一顿饭，对吧？
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