我能超过两个词的你
A smart society woman was sitting next to President Coolidge at a party.
“ Oh, Mr President,” she said smilingly, “you are so silent. I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.”
“ You lose.” The President said.
一个聪明的上流社会的妇女坐在了库利奇总统旁边的一方。
“哦，总统先生，”她笑着说，“你是如此的安静。我打赌，我能超过两个词的你。”
“你输了。”。
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