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Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.

Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
法官:我不明白你为什么要连着三个晚上去撬同一家商店。
犯人:法官大人,是这样的,我给老婆选了身衣服,因为她不喜欢那式样,我只好又去换了两回。

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