外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹275：四减四等于几？(中英)

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue一tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see，if I put four coins in your pocket, but there...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：Snowden 斯诺登（双语）

Jeez, come on ... Who did you hook up with!? Just say it, already ...I promise I can keep a secret!呀,来吧…你勾搭的是谁?尽管说,已经……我保证我可以保守秘密Edward Snowden o...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
这正是我想要知道的

We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列9）

这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。 We guys always...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：phone 手机（双语）

Look, Emma, our phones are texting each other! I'm sure they're planning to kill us ...看,艾玛,手机互相发短信!我敢肯定他们计划杀死我们…… 更多英语笑话、英语...
2018-11-07 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹49：跳伞 (中英)

Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?问:为什么盲人会害怕跳伞?A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.答:因为跳伞会把他们的狗吓得魂飞魄散。更多英语笑话、英语...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
您一定得帮帮我啊。

A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy. “Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.” “Good heavens, m...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans

　　Old world charm……No bath　　Options galore……Nothing is included in the itinerary　　No extra fees……No extras　　Nominal fee……Outrageous charge　　Standard……Sub-standard　　Deluxe…...
2019-01-04 英语笑话
每日一笑（11.20）

I'm Glad A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making 　　others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you 　　ever made someone else...
2018-11-18 英语笑话
结婚是幻想战胜了智慧。

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.　　结婚是幻想战胜了智慧，二婚是希望战胜了经验。...
2018-11-28 英语笑话