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双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版【42岁时)

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What l want in a man at different ages
我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准

Revised List I age 42)
修订版【42岁时)

1. Not too ugly(bafd head OK)
1.不太丑(秃顶也可)

2. Doesn't drive off until l'm in the car
2.我上车后才开车

3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally
3.工作稳定——偶尔外出吃饭

4. Nods head when l'm talking
4.当我说,话的时候点头

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
5.通常记得笑话中的妙语

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
6.有足够的力气搬家具

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
7.没有啤酒肚

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
8.懂得不买带螺旋盖的香槟

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9.记得放下马桶座圈

10. Shaves most weekends
10.大多数周末会刮胡子

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