双语笑话 国外大学生的真情告白②
关于人际交往：
Have some Great friends。
交一些好朋友。
You can't be friends with everyone。
你不可能跟所有人都是朋友。
Keep good relationships with your professors, they have a great deal of networks that can be of use to you one day。
跟教授关系好点，他们都有人脉，说不定哪天能用上。
Work hard, party harder。
好好学习，拼命玩儿。
Don't kiss drunk girls。
喝醉的女生不能随便亲。
Your BFF freshman year may not make it to sophomore &beyond。
大一所谓最好的好朋友到了大二不见得还是朋友。
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