好像只有您和我是唯一赞成的人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
一位教众在听道时老打瞌睡，教士对此很生气。
有个礼拜天，当这人正在前排打呼噜的时候，教士决定教训他一下，让他别在听道时睡觉。于是，教士压低声音，向教众们提出：“所有想去天堂的，请起立。”除了那打呼的，全都站了起来。教士低声说句“坐下”后，用最大的声音喊道：“所有想跟魔鬼在一起的人，请起立。”
那瞌睡虫被猛然惊醒，一下子跳了起来，看见教士在讲坛上笔直站着，一脸怒容。“喔，神父，”那人说，“我不清楚咱们在表决什么事，不过看来好像只有您和我是唯一赞成的人。”
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