双语笑话 店铺经典口号（1）
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
1.一家消声器店外：“根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！”
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
2.酒店门外：“帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
3.接待室的桌上：“三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。”4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
4.兽医的候诊内：“稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！”5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
5.在电气公司：“如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。”
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