保全大局舍手表--双语幽默笑话
policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would be much worse.
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
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