小的那块就你自己想要的
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
一天，比尔和汤姆下馆子吃饭。服务员刚把两块牛排端上来，比尔就立马把大的那块给拿走了。
汤姆不乐意了：“啥时候你才能懂点礼貌啊？”
比尔：“要让你先挑的话，你会拿哪块？”
汤姆：“小的那块，肯定的嘛。”
比尔：“那你还裹什么刺儿呀？小的那块就你自己想要的，没错吧？”
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