双语笑话 全球爆笑各大行业英文广告②
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交通宣传标语：
If you want to stay married, divorce speed。
想和爱人牵手，就和超速分手。
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else they never will be.。.
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车，否则他就可能再也长不大了...
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