不快先生是您飞得太低了
A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.
" Sorry, officer." said the driver, " Was I driving too fast?"
" No, sir. You were flying too slow."
有个人在马路上把车开到每小时130迈，让交警给拦了下来。
“不好意思，警官，”司机说，“我开得太快了吗？”
“不快，先生，是您飞得太低了。”
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