推销员展示完公司的各种产品后问
“Now, Madam,” said the salesman after showing his company's products, “What do you need most at home now?”
“Money, sir,” the woman said with no hesitation.
“那么，太太，”推销员展示完公司的各种产品后问，“您家现在最需要的是什么呢？”
“钱咯，先生。”那位女士毫不迟疑地说。
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