双语笑话 推车
There is a tour bus on a rugged mountain path, the day was driving the dark. The man from sleep wake up...... Suddenly, he found that, on the car of the tourists were gone, even the driver disappeared, and the car but slowly along the mountain road! The man was a quiver, loudly shout a way: "a ghost! Ghost!" "Have you head," suddenly heard a car window, "the car broke down, we are pushing, you a person to sleep."
一辆旅游巴士行驶在崎岖的山路上，天渐渐暗下来。男人突然从睡梦中醒来......突然，他发现，车上的旅客走了，连司机都消失了，而汽车却慢慢地在山路上行驶！那个男人颤抖地大声喊道：“鬼！鬼！”“你的头”，突然他听到敲车窗声，“汽车抛锚了，我们在下推，你一个人睡着了。”
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