Kid Joke(39)
A second grader came home from school and said her mother，“Mom，guess what！
We learned how to make babies today“
The mother，more than a little surprised，tried to keep her cool.“That‘s interesting，”she said.“How do you make babies？”
“It‘s simple，”replied the girl.“You just change y to i and add es.”
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