Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
中文：
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
注释：
watch是指专注地看着某人或某物的动作，指观看，常用于看电视、看比赛、看某人进行某种活动等，一般用于看连续的过程；而look是指将视线放在某人或某物之上，常用来提醒別人注意某人或某种正在发生的情況，一般是看一个画面。
：第八号当铺
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