双语笑话 亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了①
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Getaway car too small for heist.
马来西亚吉隆坡：车太小、抢来钱也不够装A lesson in the importance of planning ahead: Two Malaysians stole US$1.3 million but had to leave half of it behind because their van was too small to stash the loot. “The bags are quite big. I consider them quite stupid. Their planning was very shortsighted,” said the deputy police chief, Shakaruddin Che Mood.凡事都要做好准备，以下故事就是好教训：一对马来西亚窃贼在盗取一百三十万美金之后被迫留下一半，原因是他们事先准备运钞的货车太小、根本装不下这些现钞。后来抓住他们的值班警员说：“他们的包挺大的，我觉得他们实在笨透了，他们的准备也太不充分了！”.小编：那谁说的“不打无准备的仗”，真是好有道理啊！
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