Political Joke(28)
Q：How many Stalinists would it have taken to change a light bulb during the first 5 year plan？
A：None，for if the light bulb needed changing then comrade Stalin――the most wonderous man alive and the embodiment of all that we Marxist-Leninist-Stalinists hold dear and aspire to――would have foreseen the fact that the light bulb needed changing and so organized the 5 year plan to replace the light bulb before it needed changing from the vast stock of light bulbs which the plan had produced――stocks in excess of the amount originally planned，for the workers were inspired by their love of Stalin and the Socialist Motherland to work harder and produce more，using less！
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/84925.html
相关文章
-
每日一笑：(7.25)
In our bathtub. Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water to put them in. Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
笑话习题簿10.26
JOKE: One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. Jo...
2018-11-22 英语笑话 -
Kid Joke(17)
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it，pulls out a pistol，kills the waiter，and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartend...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
Entertainment Joke(1)
Through the pitch-black night，the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal：“Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back：“Change...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Filling a form 填表（中英双语）
26.Filling a form26.填表Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
Quote Joke(22)
FLORIDA：If you think we can‘t vote，wait till you see us drive. FLORIDA：If you don‘t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA：Relax，Retire，Re-vote. ...
2019-01-04 英语笑话 -
More Intelligent in Dreams 梦中更聪明
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time bein...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
Female Joke(16)
A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. Mama，I need to see you right away. The mother ran over to her daughter‘s house. The daughter said，Mama I have to leave my husba...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：100 year old! 100岁（双语）
surprise！惊喜100 year old!100岁gertrude was too old for a surprise party格特鲁德太老了以至于不能承受一个惊喜的派对 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
