双语笑话:Proposal 求婚

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Proposal
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."

求婚
一位非常健康的65岁老人爱上了一位20多岁的年轻姑娘，老人正计划求婚。
“如果我告诉她我45岁，你说她会嫁给我吗？”老人问他的朋友。
“如果你告诉她你90岁，你成功的概率会更高。”朋友答道

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