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  This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man‘s driver’s license,he said,“You‘re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I‘m going to have to give you a ticket.”

  The guy said,“Officer,I have contacts.”

  The cop said,“Look,buddy,I don‘t care who you know,……I’m giving you a ticket.”

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