那我就能把你每天一换了
Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day."
Husband: "I wish that too, so I could change you daily."
太太对成天看报纸的先生说：“我真想变成一张报纸，那就可以让你整天抱着了。”
先生说：“我也那么想的，那我就能把你每天一换了。”
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