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双语笑话 亚洲十大笨贼,笨到受害人都愤怒了⑩

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Pakistan: Passport forger busted due to spelling mistakes.
巴基斯坦:假护照制造者因拼写错误被捕。
Fazal Ur Rehman’s passport was a perfect copy. The only problem was the stamps had glaring spelling errors, such as “menistry” and “goverment.” The Pakistani national was sentenced to eight months in jail for forgery. I hope he used the time to study the dictionary.
嫌犯Fazal Ur Rehman的假护照几乎是完美的。唯一的问题是护照上的印章有明显拼写错误,比如“menistry”和“goverment”。巴基斯坦政府判他因伪造罪入狱8个月,我真诚地希望他在狱中好好研究研究字典。.
小编:话说那啥,没文化真可怕……



                                     


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