双语笑话 一个好一点儿的男人
What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．"Mary， you ought to have married a better man．""John， I did．"一个何等沮丧的情景：空荡荡的屋子，脏兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆来顺受的妻子，自甘堕落的丈夫，还十分虚弱。"玛丽，你真该和一个好点儿的男人结婚。""约翰，我是这么做了。"
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