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想着冰激凌和新的宠物

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"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.

I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."

"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".

“妈妈,我的乌龟死了,”小男孩,默丁,悲伤的告诉他的妈妈,手里拿着乌龟了她。妈妈亲了一下他的头,然后说,“那是正确的。我们用纸巾包住它,把它放在小盒子里,然后有一个好的葬礼。在那之后,我们就去吃冰激凌汽水,然后给你一个新宠物。我不希望你…”她的声音变小了,因为她发现乌龟在动。”默丁,你的乌龟根本没死。”“哦,”小男孩很失望,想着冰激凌和新的宠物,说。”我可以杀死它?”。
       

                        

    

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