第1432期双语笑话 老爸求赞美 Dad seeking praise
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "hey!"
Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我两句吧，你夸我两句我就又有劲了。”
女儿：“老郑!”
老爸：“哎!”
女儿：“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”
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