猴子高兴地摆动着双臂
There was a terrible bus accident. No one survived the accident except a monkey and there were no witnesses. The police try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures.The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"
The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle.
The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??! Okay, were they doing anything else?"
The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking.
The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?"
The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.
那是一场可怕的车祸。没有人在事故中幸存下来，只有一只猴子，没有目击者。警察试图询问猴子。猴子似乎与手势回应他们的问题。警察局长问，“什么是人在车上做什么？”猴子把手送到嘴里像握着一个瓶子。该负责人说，“哦！他们喝的，嗯？？！好吧，他们还做了什么？”猴子点头和移动他的嘴来回，意思是说他们在说话。警长失去了耐心，“如果他们有这样一个伟大的时间，那么究竟谁在开车？”猴子高兴地摆动着双臂，像是握着方向盘。
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