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A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individual in the grounds , with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavoring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.

"His was a sad case," said the attendant. "Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man."

"Terrible", said a visitor.

Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

"That's the other man,” said the attendant.

一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。他们在庭院中遇见一个人野蛮的眼神,头发蓬乱,狂热地设法逮住苍蝇,把它们装在他的口袋里。“他是一个可悲的人,”服务员说。”在他当兵打仗的妻子抛弃了他和另一个男人私奔了。”“可怕的”,一个游客说。不久他们来到一另个房间,可以听到里面一个狂暴的人的喊声。“这就是那另一个男人,”服务员说。

       

                        

    


   

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