一个47岁的老太太去换装

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A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.

She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."

The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."

After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"

The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"

The old man replies, "I was standing right behind you at McDonald's."

一个47岁的老太太去换装。结果非常好，她喜欢炫耀她的新面貌。她去报摊问那个人，“先生，你认为我多大？”男人回答说，“你是30，对不对？”她说：“不，我47岁，但很好的说法。”第二天，她去了麦当劳吃午餐，她问柜台后的小伙子，“你认为我多大了？”那人回答说，你是37个，对不对？”这位女士说：“不，我是47，很好的猜测。”午饭后，她上了车，她问一个85岁的人她有多老。他回答道，“女士，只要把的手放在他的内裤上我可以告诉你女人有多大”她让他这样做。他想了一会儿说，“你47！”女士，惊讶，问，“你怎么知道的？”老人回答说，“我就站在你身后麦当劳。”

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