实质性的纠正 An Essential Correction 英语笑话
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么？
老师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
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