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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Identification 证明(中英双语)

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165.Identification

165.证明

A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with us.  When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license,but she didri t have one.

一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票,但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。当我问她要证明材料时,她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证,她说她没有。

 "Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.

“难道你就没带照片的东西吗?”

"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row. "

“噢,有啊,”她边说边从钱包里拿出一张合家照,“站在后排的那个就是我。”

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