一个男人走过来并且坚持说她坐了他的座位
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
一个女人第一次坐飞机，她登上飞机给自己找到一个临窗的座位。她坐稳后，一个男人走过来并且坚持说她坐了他的座位。她不理会他并且告诉他走开。“好啊，”男人回答道。“如果这就是你想要的方式（如果你想怎么样就怎么样），你驾驶飞机呀。”
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