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我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧

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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.

Then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a

question --- if we had tails like a baboon(狒狒), where are

they?"

"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off

sitting here so long."

进化论的报告已经讲了近两个小时。然后他又开始重新讲,一个人说:“让

我向进化论者提出一个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒的尾巴,他们在哪里?

”“我来试试看,”一位老太太说。”我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧

。”
       

                        

    

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