汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so
he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:
"Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after
reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word
"class."
The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back,
looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--
calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the
flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写了几个字写道：“
汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。”一个学生，看到他的展示自己幽默感的机会
来，读了通知后，就走上前，擦掉了班级单词class 中的C。教授听到笑声
，转过身，走了回来，看着学生，然后在注意的“C”抹去——不动声色地
走上前，又擦掉了l”，看着目瞪口呆的学生，继续走他的路。
汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so
he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:
"Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after
reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word
"class."
The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back,
looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--
calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the
flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写了几个字写道：“
汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。”一个学生，看到他的展示自己幽默感的机会
来，读了通知后，就走上前，擦掉了班级单词class 中的C。教授听到笑声
，转过身，走了回来，看着学生，然后在注意的“C”抹去——不动声色地
走上前，又擦掉了l”，看着目瞪口呆的学生，继续走他的路。
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