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你爸爸叫做什么名字啊?

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A: What is your father's name?

B: Happy!!

A: What is your mother's name?

B: Smile!

A: Are you joking?

B: No!! That's my sister!! I am Kidding!! Bye-bye!

你爸爸叫做什么名字啊?快乐!!你妈妈叫什么名字?微笑!你在开玩笑吗?没有!这是我的妹妹!我开玩笑的!再见。

       

                        

    

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