然后他开始拼命的划船
Three men were sitting on a bench in the park.
The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. “Oh, yes, they're my friends!” “In that case,” the police officer warned him, “you had better get them out of here.”
“Yes, Sir!” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
三个男人坐在公园的长凳上。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两位则假装在钓鱼。他们用假想的鱼钩，钓线，钓进他们的鱼。一个路过的警察驻足观察了这个景象，问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两个。“哦，是的，他们是我的朋友！“那样的话，”警察警告他，“你最好把他们从这里弄走。”“是的，先生！那人回答说，然后他开始拼命的划船。
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