你需要放些东西到里面。
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down
and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting
because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something
in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a
headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all
right if you had something in it."
一个小男孩回到家里说肚子痛。”好了，坐下，吃点点心，”他的妈妈说
。”肚子痛是因为它是空的。它有权利这样做，你吃点什么。”不久之后
，爸爸从办公室回来，抱怨头痛。“那是因为它是空的，”他那聪明的儿
子说。”你需要放些东西到里面。”
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