我希望能有你这样的意志力。

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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,＂I haven’t eaten anything in 4 days. ＂　　She looked at him and said,＂God,I wish I had your willpower.＂

　　一个乞丐走到一位衣着华丽的女士跟前说：“我4天没吃东西了。”　　女人看了看他说：“老天，我希望能有你这样的意志力。”

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