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下个学期她的生物课上。

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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." 

近年来,心理咨询热线和心理咨询网为青蛙开通了咨询热线。这是一只青蛙和他讨论他的心灵的故事的热线。

青蛙拨打通灵热线,说,“你将遇到一个年轻漂亮的女孩,要了解你的一切。”

青蛙说,“这太好了啊!我会在晚会上,或是别的什么地方?”

“不,”心理医生说。”下个学期她的生物课上。”

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