搞笑的IT美眉
A sunny morning, a girl working in an IT company was so absorbed by her work that she didn't notice her skirt was gripped by her desk drawer. When she stood up, she heard a hissing sound and found her skirt torn.
On hearing the sound, her colleagues all turned around to watch her. The embarrassed girl had to pick up a magazine to cover the torn part of the skirt. But her colleagues all laughed seeing the magazine's cover page： Super Capacity Allowing 100,000 Users Simultaneously.
The girl switched to another magazine, which was for antivirus software. Again her colleagues laughed because this time, the cover page read： Virus！ The girl fainted.
The girl then grabbed a hardware magazine. But unfortunately, the cover page was for a new USB HDD, captioned： Instant Plug-in.
Half conscious, she still remembered to cover up the key spot on her body with a fourth magazine. As soon as she woke up, she raised her head to take a look at the magazine's cover. It was a Shopping Guide with a banner： 30% Off！
She fainted once more.
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