经理把我叫到他的办公室
At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.
After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal screams, hysterical laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, "Asking for a raise again?"
在我工作的广播站，经理把我叫到他的办公室，预览新的音响，我们正考虑购买。他关上了门，所以我们不会打扰外面办公室的人。听了几个常规的音响效果，我们开始播放低的呻吟，发狂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，恳求和枪声。当我打开门通过经理的秘书，她抬起头问道，“又要求加薪了？”
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