所以我给了他整个字母表
There was a little girl who was praying in her bedroom. When her grandfather passed by, he tried to listen while she was praying. But all he heard was "A, B, C, D, E, F..." through the whole alphabet. The girl recited it over and over again so the grandfather said, "Hey kid, what are you doing?" The granddaughter said, "I'm praying." So he said, "What kind of prayer is that?" And the girl said, "Well, I tried to pray to God, but I don't know what to say to Him. So I gave Him the whole alphabet, and He can put it together Himself."
有一个小女孩在她的卧室里祈祷。当她的祖父经过，他试着听她祷告。但他所听到的是“A，B，C，D，E，F ..”贯穿整个字母表。女孩背诵了一遍又一遍，爷爷说，“嘿，孩子，你在做什么？”孙女说，“我祈祷。”他说，“那是什么样的祈祷吗？”和女孩说，“嗯，我想向上帝祈祷，但我不知道该对他说什么。所以我给了他整个字母表，可以和他一起把它自己。”！
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