外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹114：优缺点(中英)
"This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”
“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点是—在南面隔一个街区的地方有一家化工厂，在北面隔一个街区的地方有一家屠宰场。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么长处呢?”欲购房的人问道。
"The good thing about it,” said the a-gent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”
“它的好处，”代理人说道，“就是，你总能分辨风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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