赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之婚姻笑话(1)：免惊啦！(双语)
Unit 1 No Worries 免惊啦！
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, “Mommy, Mommy, can I swimming?”
在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈“，妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳？”
“Certainly not, darling. The water’s much too deep.”
“亲爱的，当然不可以，水太深了。”
“But Daddy’s swimming, Mommy.”
“可是爸爸不是在游泳吗？妈咪！”
“Your daddy’s insured, sweetheart.”
“你爸爸有保险啊，甜心。”
英语知识点解说：
1.swimming pool n. 游泳池
swimming suit/bathing suit 女性游泳衣
swimming trunks 男性游泳裤
a pair of swimming trunks 一条泳裤
2.insure vt. 投保
insurance n. 保险
insure sth against... 为某物……投保险
例：You should have your house insured against fire.
（你应该将你的房子保火险。）
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