你没看见这池塘里没水吗？
Apatient in a lunatic asylum is fishing in a dry pond when a nurse passing by tries to tease him.＂How much fish have you caught?＂the nurse asked.＂Are you insane?didn’t you notice there is no water in the pond?＂the patient quipped.
疯人院里有一个精神病患者守着一个干涸了的池塘在钓鱼。一个护士从旁边经过，看到这一幕觉得很好笑，边走上去逗他。“你钓了几条鱼啊？”护士问。这病人嘲弄说：“你有病吧，你没看见这池塘里没水吗？”
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