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双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版(52岁时)

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What l want in a man at different ages

我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准

Revised List ( age 52 )

修订版(52岁时)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

3.向别人借钱不要太频繁

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when l'm venting

4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

5.不会多次重复讲同一个笑话

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on week

6.周末不会一直赖在床上


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