英语幽默：女人，不能说的秘密（1）
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Women's secrets
女人，不能说的秘密
Women especially love a bargain．
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
Women love to shop.It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control．
女人喜欢购物。她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上唯一能控制的领域。
Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to圳it，even if they have nothing to say．
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安，她们需要用交谈打破沉默，即使她们没什么可说的。
Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are．
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们.
Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp in tolved．
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时，即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁.
Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip．
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间. 这是她们八卦的好机会。
Women think all beer is the same．
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape realitY. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be．
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐，女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕 的东西中寻找娱乐。
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