假扮夫妻(中英)
Let's Pretend
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep ―― the man on the top bunk， and the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over，wakes the woman and says，“I'm sorry to bother you， but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket？”
The woman leans out and，with a glint in her eye，says,“I have a better idea，just for tonight，let's make pretend that we're married.”
The man says happily，“OK！ Sure！”
The woman says，“GOOD. Get your own damn blanket！”
假扮夫妻
一对陌生男女发现他们在火车的同一个卧铺里。最初比较尴尬，然后他们都去睡觉了――男的在上铺，女的在下铺。
半夜，那男子倾下身子叫醒女子，说：“很抱歉打扰你。但我确实非常冷，你能不能给我一个被套？”
女子抬起身子，眼里闪过一道亮光，说：“我有一个更好的主意。假定我们今天晚上是两口子。”
男子高兴地说：“好啊，当然可以！”
女子说：“那好。用你自己的被套吧。”
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